Barreling toward my 50s at a breakneck pace, I have been startled to find that I now Keep my hair in vases My eyesight in saline And my sanity in little orange vials. (Blue pills of happiness I dole out Indiscriminately to friends and family) My tummy belongs in Spanx My heels, never worn, in the back of a closet While my money goes entirely to my kids & food Food & kids My books are in my phone My phone is forever in my hand